"Sam: here are all the manuals we've accumulated in softskills since 1975 Angela: and here are all the computer training manuals since DOS. Andy thinking OMG!!! Its going to take me a YEAR to go through all this stuff and figure out whats relevant and update it!!!! If only I can find updated fully customized courses somewhere? That'll make my YEAR!"
"Perhaps if I just stand here and look like I'm in deep thought nobody will ask me to help move big heavy piles of paper..."
"The Auditor's are coming! The Auditor's are coming! Out of my way dude with the purse! Where is the shredder?"
"Change!... not easy, but necessary. eLearning, good change."
"Where should we store all these training manuals? I knew I should have delivered this course through eLearning!"
"Hmmm, not sure that I want the job after all"
"Here are the files you requested...."Haven't you guys ever heard of email?""
"Sam: Here are the manuals for Word 2003. Michelle: Wait, I just printed out the manuals for Word 2007. Sam: What do we do when we move to Word 2010, print again? Bob: We really need to put our manuals online so we can stop the presses!"
"Yes, I used a webinar and now I am going out to dinner with my domestic partner."
"At least I know how to carry these materials safely and ergonomically!"
"After taking that eLearning course on giant slinkies I think the whole office went out and bought one!"
"My word...they need my course "how to safe the world's trees" urgently look at all that paper they use!"
You are Welcome to use these images and jokes in your training.